From GK to Club Legend

Our former Goalkeeper, Captain and Video Analyst (briefly) AbdulRehman has now been inducted as PMFC's first-ever Club Legend.

PMFC Appearance record-breaker

Our club vice-captain Damian has today (07sep) officially completed his 5th official match for PMFC, becoming the first player to do so. Congrats to him!

Kevin returns with a Bang 🔥 

One of our foundational Team Members Kevin Lettany returned to competitive Football, scoring a Hattrick and Assisting for 1 goal, ultimately winning Man Of The Match for his performance, what a way to come back 🔥

NEW CLUB LOGO 🚨 

Our Club's GFX Designer (@balaclava) has done an incredible job in sorting out our logo for the future seasons ahead. 

This logo will also feature in our future away kits, PMFC Customised captain's armband and match posters.

🚨 SEPTEMBER PLAYER OF THE MONTH ANNOUNCED🚨 

We would like to congratulate PMFC's midfielder Nathan Martin on winning Player of the Month for September. He scored 11 goals and assisted 3 more in 3 Appearances throughout the month.

😮‍💨✅ Dan Roberts wins MVP on Debut! (First player to do so)

Our new Goalkeeper Dan Roberts has won Most Valuable Player award after a great performance against today's opposition (12/10) Kurd Falcon FC. What a way to introduce himself to the team 🔥 He also becomes the first Goalkeeper to win an MVP award 😮‍💨

🤝📝| Hammad Khan set to become new Sporting Director 

After undertaking his first official match as Assistant Manager last night (12/10) against KFC, Hammad Khan is now set to become the Club's Sporting Director, in charge of helping the CEO/Head Coach move the team forward.

🧤| Hammad Khan becomes the first PMFC Goalkeeper to keep a cleansheet 

In his 5th match for Pathetico Madrid F.C. at the World Cup, our emergency goalkeeper and current sitting Sporting Director Hammad Khan managed to keep a clean sheet, in a game that we won 7-0 to finish off a tough day in a tough competition.

He is the first and only goalkeeper to achieve this feat, with only Rico coming close after we beat Heyes FC 13-1 recently.

👋 | We say goodbye to 2 Legends

It is a sad day at PMFC HQ after we have come to learn that both Damian and Daniel are departing our Football Club. They leave with a combined 17 goals and 4 assists (21 G/A) across 19 combined caps.

Damian's vacated Captain armband is now set to be taken by former Vice Captain Ryan, with Nathan Martin set to replace Ryan as the New Vice Captain at the Club and newest member of the New Board of Directors.

💪 | Strong Debut for Jack

Last night's (26/10) debutant Jack Goggs put in a good shift as a Centre-Back and Goalkeeper, capping off a good overall team performance. Welcome to the Squad, Jack 👏 

👏🎯 | New All-time top Goalscorer

After scoring 5 goals against Top of the League The Pretenders, Nathan Martin has become the Club's Top goal-scorer (34 goals), surpassing Elliott's 30. Congratulations 🎉

⚽️🎯 | Ukail = Top Striker!

After his 4 goals against The Pretenders (02nov), Ukail has now tied club veteran Kevin with 11 goals. What an astonishing feat, jumping straight into 3rd in the all-time top goal scorers for PMFC.

🇳🇬💯 | The Tale of an Amazing Debut

Our brand-new signing Tale had his debut for the club last night (09/nov) against Golden Boyz and performed well in what was a very tough match. Welcome to your new home, Tale 💪

‼️ | Arthur with a Debut! 

Our new Centre-back Arthur has today made his debut vs Fake Madrid in the League Cup MD3. Solid performance from our new player 👏 

📝| Nathan Signs da Ting!

PMFC are proud to announce that Nathan Dunne becomes only the 4th player to sign his professional Club contract after a string of decent performances in 3 consecutives matches! Congratulations, Nathan 👏🤝

⚽️ 🥅 | Rico scores in 5 Consecutive matches!

PMFC Striker Rico is currently in an amazing run of good form scoring in his last 5 consecutive matches, which shoots him up to 4th in the Club's all-time rankings with 17, just behind Kevin (18). Baller 👏 

📸 | Amazing returns!

Last night's (14/12/22) Squad v Shush FC saw the return of Liam M, Damian, Ryan & Nathan M to the pitch! And what a stake they've made to keep their place! Glad to have such good competition in our team! 👏🔥

🆕! 3 Debuts in one Match! A Club-record!

The approaching Xmas season has meant our usual players were not available for selection, henceforth Hassan (10), S. Di Maria (99) & Lukman (GK) all had their debuts, covering for some of our usual players! It was a tough result (15-2 loss) but good experience for the new lads to witness the intensity / style of play we go through every match.

🆕! HERE TO STAY

Last night's match V Pretenders in the League Cup (04/01) saw Godwin Matthew (3) make a stake for a spot in the first team squad list after an impressive debut that saw him make one assist for our first goal of the match, along with a very solid performance in goal, after replacing our injured goalkeeper Charlie. Definitely one to watch 👏 

! Look who's Back! 👀😳

Last night's match V Out on Bale saw the return of Kevin, our number 7 who hadn't played for 2 months (since early November) due to injury. He is now back in Action but only time will tell as his knee gets used to PL intensity once again. Welcome Back, Kev! 🤝

TAKE OVER TIME 🔜? 👀

The Match v TAS saw the Patheticos wear the Brand new kits for the first time (18th Jan), with the iconic T-shirt number 69 now being vacated by club Legend Ryan, is Jack Goggs the new successor? Stay tuned 👀

Jordan's First of Many? 👀

Last night's match v MACK FC (25/01) saw Jordan score his first goal for PMFC. Is this the first of many for the newly-signed Defender?

One for the Future! 💯

Adnan's debut in the League Cup came against a very strong team in FC Parcels who gave him no space to breathe. Regardless, and in light of his replacement to the back area of defence, he showed signs of potential and seems to be one to watch for the future at the Club. 

Debut Goal! 💯

Abdul (aziz) came in as an Emergency replacement for Player of the Month Hassan and IMPRESSED! His goal meant that was a debut goal for him, midfielders at PMFC - WATCHOUT! Competition is fierce 👏👏👏

Trial ✅

We would like to welcome Sanjivan to the Pathetico Madrid family as he debuted in our colours today as part of his trial with the first-team set up. We look forward to seeing more from him in the future! 🫡

The Future is Here!

Jackson played his first game for Pathetico Madrid Football Club in our Super Cup battle v F.C. Lad O'Gretz - he came on for 2 cameos (~10mins) and showed some glimpses of potential. Future record breaker? 👀

Academy on the Way!

We are in talks with Goals! About creating an academy team, which will feature in the 3rd Division at Goals! And will aim to keep all squad players fit and ready for when they make their First-team breakout! Awesome stuff 🔥🔥

They will wear our Retro kits for now and if successful, we will order away kits which the Academy boys can utilise. 👍

One for the First Team? (23/03/23)

The academy's star Goalkeeper Jack G has recently come into the spotlight and the eyes of First-team coaches after impressing despite the immense pressure the back-line has faced.

Will his impressive performances take him to the first team before the end of the Season? 👀

First of many? 🎖️

Star First-Team striker Lewis has risen up the ranks in very speedy fashion and has quickly began acquiring accolades at the Club. 

He was awarded with last night's MVP prize (29/03) after our 6-4 win over the Pretenders. He contributed with 2 Goals and 2 Assists, along with some amazing hold-up play from the number 9.

Debutant Galore!

Last night's (05/04) First-Team match versus Salfordona saw the team witness 3 debuts in one game as squad absences were a major issue due to injuries / Ramadan / Easter / Family emergencies etc.

That gave the Gaffer a chance to see what the brand new PMFC lads Louis & Owain could bring to the squad as they both gave their best to help the team.

Promising Debut ⭐️ 

Last night's (12/04) academy Win versus ManchestHair United marked the first-ever competitive match for our Newly-signed Forward Yaser. 

He scored 2 goals and performed admirably in what was a very competitive game.

Owain Shining ✨

Academy player Owain shone in his second-ever Academy Match as he faced the PMFC First-Team in what was a thrilling battle (8-5 loss to the First Team).

He is set to become a mainstay in the Team and looking forward to the Project! ✨

Godwinning! ©️

(25/04) Academy Star Defender Godwin has been promoted to the role of Academy Vice-Captain and is now a part of the PMFC Board of Directors. Congratulations to him 👏 

Starboy 💫 

(26/04) Last night's Academy win (6-5) over Heyes FC Marked the beginning of a new era at PMFC as new Recruit Hasan made an impact on his Debut, becoming only the 5th player ever to win MVP upon Debut.

Next in Line? 👀 

(03/05) Wednesday's Academy match versus Banwo FC Proved to be incredibly difficult but if there was one stand-out forward it was Omar who scored 2 Goals and Assisted 1 on his Debut. Is he next in line for the First Team? 👀 

Disappointment 😞

Academy's loss against Schloss FC last night (10/05) meant that the Young Eagles missed out on Promotion by way of Goal Difference. Unbelievable 😢

Super MVP!

Travis becomes the First Player to ever win 2 MVP  awards in the same night as he scored 8 goals across 2 matches last night (17/05) against both Preston South End & Stanley FC.

PLAYERS CUP! 🏆

The Patheticos bow out of the Players' Cup in the Groupstages after going Winless, losing all 3 matches against Joga Bonita, Final Third FC & Leyland FC.

TOP RECRUIT 🧤

New Goalkeeper Tom debuted last night against Green Quarter FC and kept the academy in the game as they went on to lose by just 4-2. More to come 🔥🔥

SEE YOU THERE! 🔜

Pathetico Madrid will be taking part in the Goals! Summer Cup on the 14th July 2023 as the Team aim to win their first ever Major Tournament.

STARBOY RETURN 💫 

Ukail returned to Pathetico Madrid last night for the Academy against Manchesthair United. We won the game 16-4 and Ukail contributed to 6 Goals (3Goals, 3Assists), Winning Man of The Match.

🎖️ FINALLY 🎖️

After 11 appearances, attacking defender Martin Shaw has finally been awarded a MVP award following his top display versus Stanley FC on Matchday 6 of League One.

FLAG CHALLENGE WINNER!

Midfielder Josh has today been awarded Flag Challenge Winner award and has picked a brand-new Marcus Rashford Book as his prize. He topped the day off by also winning MVP after a display that saw him score 6 and assist 4.

HERE TO STAY!

Midfield Debutant James scored the first goal of the match within a few seconds of being on and doubled that later down the line. That means he's scored on his Debut and has likely booked his place in Teamsheet for next week after impressing. 💪

WHAT A DEBUT!

Striker Freddie debuted for the First Team in his First ever match for us and performed spectacularly, scoring  2 goals & assisting 2 more in what was a top striker performance in the absence of Lewis. The competition is fierce! 🔥🔥

PHYSIO STEPS DOWN

Our Club Physio and Former player Asad has reached an agreement with the Hierarchy at the Club to step down from his duty. His contract expired this month and his last visit took place more than 6 months ago, all the way in January. We wish him all the best as we now look for a replacement 🤝👨‍⚕️

ONE TO WATCH! 👀 

Pathetico Madrid's First Team urgent need for a back-up defender in the match against The Mandem meant new-boy Malick was given a chance in what was a very tough match. We came away from it victorious and Malick managed to bag a goal & assist on his debut, completing what was a very impressing game. 👏 

🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆 

Pathetico Madrid have beaten CF XGS to win the North v South Super Cup 2023, taking home the coveted prize! It's the Club's first-ever trophy 🏆 

💥 WHAT A DAY! 

PMFC First Team & Academy have finally both won their matches on the same day and not only did they win, but they also won CONVINCINGLY! Destroying both Shush FC & Preston S.E. 14-2 & 16-5 respectively 🫡

✍️ VERBAL AGREEMENT REACHED!

PMFC First Team Debutant upfront Jordão was on fire as he scored on his debut and was arguably the best player on the pitch from the Blue Eagles' side. He is now set to sign a long-term contract with the Firsts and commit his future to us. 🤩🫵

✍️ PLAYER OF THE SEASON JOINS PMFC!

Goals!' Monday League Championship Player of The Season & Top Goal-scorer Abair joins the Pathetico Madrid ranks and has scored 4 goals on his debut for the Academy. What a signing 👏 

🇫🇷 FRENCH WONDERKID JOINS PMFC!

After being scouted at Goals! Whilst playing under the footyaddicts label, French star Raphael joined Pathetico Madrid after verbally agreeing to become a Blue Eagle. Today (13/09/2023) he went on to score 4 goals and assist another on what was a superb debut. MVP, Team of The Week, Player of The Week & a Hat-trick to boot as well as a win 👏 

STAR BOYS! ⭐️

Today's (20/09/2023) debutants Denzil & Tcherno were clutch in the First Team's win over The Amazing Schneiderman, playing a key role in linking up for 10 Goals in total across the whole match! 😍

GOALKEEPER SIGNS! 🧤

Academy Star Goalkeeper Tom has just signed his first PMFC Contract as he penned a deal that sees him stay at the Club for at least the next 6 months. He is expected to sign for the First Team on Loan as part of the deal. 🤝 

CHAMPIONSSSSS! 🏆

The First Team have finally lifted the Championship Trophy after what was a very successful campaign in the Second Division last Season.

RECORD-BREAKER! 🏆

First Team Striker Freddie became the First PMFC Player ever to be awarded Top Goal-Scorer and Player of the Season by Goals! What a Season for the forward 👏

DR62

First Team Captain Dan Roberts became the first-ever player to don the extravagant number 62 Jersey as he featured in a star-studded match. Will he make the shirt iconic?

Wow. 🤯

French Star Raphael 🇫🇷 has broken the record for most goals in a Single Match as he scored 9 against The Mandem (League Cup, Season 7, MD1) on Wednesday, 01 November 2023. What a Club Legend in the making! 😍

 HE'S BACK! 🤩

Saudi Star 🇸🇦 Rehman (GK) has now returned from his Sabbatical there and is now joining our Academy as a Reserve Goalkeeper as well as joining Real Bolton (Thursday League, Div. 3 - Platt Field) on a Loan.

 THE END 0F AN 4RA! 😭😖

Pathetico Madrid Veteran Hassan has departed the Club after recently struggling for gametime/call-ups. He departs after making 40 appearances, in what was a successful stint with us. Thank you, Hassan! 🩵

 DEBUTANT DAY!

Last night's matches (15/11/2023) marked the Debut of Cullen & Humayun who featured for the First Team v Sopranos & Academy v Preston SE respectively. What a night! ✨

 CONTRACT SIGNED! ✍️

Promising Latvia Goalkeeper Richi has signed a two-year deal with PMFC after a recent string of strong performances for both the First Team & Academy across multiple competitions. What a talent 👏

 STAR IN THE MAKING? ✨

Up-and-coming star Junaid has now scored on his debut for both our First Team & Academy as he capped a solid display against Stanley FC (29/11/2023) with a goal. Nice! 🙌🏽

 DEE SIGNS! 🔏

15-caps & 2x Player of the Week award-winning Goalkeeper Dee signs a 2-year deal with PMFC. He is set to stay with us until the end of 2025 (minimum). He has impressed with his performances and his recently-found consistency has proved to be a big cog for us.

 GABIGOL 🤩🇧🇷

Yesterday was the day we witnessed the Club's first-ever Brazilian player feature for us. What a performance he put in - unbelievable from the second half onwards against the Salopians (13/12/2023). Scored an UNBELIEVABLE rabona goal 🔥🔥😍

 CHRISTMAS CUP CHAMPIONS🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Our Blue Eagles only went and won the Goals! Christmas Cup after going through the Groupstage unscathed and winning both the Semi-Final (Hopwoods' Finest) & Final (Fake Madrid).
3 x CHAMPIONSHIPS 👏😮💯

 WHAT A KEEPER! 👏👏

New PMFC Goalkeeper George has now added 2 First Team caps to his name and already won 1x MVP award as well as 1x Player of The Week. He's on absolute fire! 

 DEPARTURE OF A CLUB LEGEND 😥

2023 PMFC First Team Goalkeeper of The Year & 1x Player of The Season Dee is set to leave the Club.
We would like to thank the Bangladeshi star who absolutely lit up the pitch throughout his 25 appearances for us. 

 CAPTAIN FANTASTIC! 👏👏

Reece (Academy Captain) becomes the first-ever player to win 2x Player of The Season Awards & The First-ever player to win 2x Player of the Season Awards back-to-back. The 2023 Academy Player of The Year is in absolute form and smashing it every week.

 SUPERB DEBUT(s)! 🔥🔥

Wednesday, 3rd April 2024's First Team match v Mack FC marked the debut of 2 amazing Senegalese ballers: Mo Sar & Papa. They shone and looked at home alongside the rest of our stars, in a match that just barely culminated in a 7-6 loss for us. 

CAMazing performances ⭐️

The latest star to join our ranks is a baller by the name of CAM who absolutely smashed it for our First Team, winning Player of The Week & MVP awards on his debut day (24/04/2024). He rose through the ranks quickly after trialling for our Reserves and is now a big favourite to hopefully join the squad when he's available.

MAGNIFICENT DUO 🤩

Our Guinea & Ghanaian duo of Diallo & Kwesi have been absolute superstar signings for the First Team. Hailing from former opponents MK Dongs, our 2 new signings have been tantalising additions to our ranks and are now nailed-on starters in our squad. Amazing 👏

WIN STREAK ☑️

Our Academy heads into the second week of July in absolute top form, currently on a 4-game win streak. Wins over Mavericks, Stanley, Preston SE & Cavendish have turned our Second Team's eyes towards the potential of promotion. FANTASTIC RUN! 👏

NOT IDEAL... ❌

Our Academy's form went from perfection to worrying as they've now failed to win their last 4 games after facing the likes of STARS, ACC, Pathetico Firsts & Preston S.E.

[18/08/2024] WE'VE GOT A NEW CAPTAIN!

Pathetico Madrid FC have elected a new set of Captains after Dan and Lewis stepped down. Those Captains are Cullen & Mumty. Two great players with great pedigree! 👏

BIENVENIDO, SHERIFF! 🇪🇸🤝

[25/08/2024] Welcoming to the Club our first ever Spanish player as Sheriff sets to impress at the Club. He's already scored 9 Goals in competitive matches for us since joining via our Reserves.

THE FIRST TEAM WELCOME A NEW SIGNING 🇵🇹

[30/09/2024] The First Team have completed the signing of Portuguese Youngster Franclim (Frank) who joins on a dual-signature contract with both us & Ayans. Welcome, Frank! 🤝

A NEW GOALKEEPER JOINS OUR RANKS! 🇧🇷🫵

[Jan 2025] Our First Thursday signing of 2025 comes in the shape of Pedro who joined Martinelli and the rest of the squad, debuting in fantastic fashion as he helped us beat Maradona Kebab convincingly.